Monday, December 04, 2006

Lesson of the week: Never teach on an empty stomach

A couple of girls are talking and I overhear something about "food."

I walk over. "Mmm, I want some," I tell them. "I'm really hungry."

They give me a weird look. "What?" I say. "You were talking about food."

"Actually," one of them laughs, "we were talking about boobs."

"Oh, nevermind," I mutter, walking away. "I just lost my appetite."

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