An email from one of my colleagues (an only-in-India kind of email):
Dear Fearless Middle School Staffers,
I wanted to let you know that I saw a monkey take someone's yellow cloth bag this morning from the MS area outside of the ESL classroom or near the lockers. By the time I saw the monkey, it had taken the bag up to the corner of roof area above the lockers. I saw it take out a blue pair of chappals from the bag, but didn't see if there was anything else in the bag. If any of your students are missing these things (or if you are) you might find them up on the roof.
I hope you all had a good Tuesday.